Dead Kelly - Keno
If I won on Keno I’d buy my dog a horse I’d build a fortress on Ninderry Mountain I’d have 17 kids and farm platypuses Duck fucker put a horn on a jellyfish
If I won on Keno I’d buy a brothel off the bikies Change the name to - Thumping Poon Hammer I’d buy a brewery and call it **** Beer The slogan will be - Just Smash Another ****
For **** sake give me 10 numbers times 3!
Keno! Why have you forsaken me? I’m loyal Take my fitty
There’s got to be more to life than high viz And hard hats, pre starts And peanut butter sandwiches I want a pepper steak pie filled with cocaine And heaps of sauce
I’d finally buy Nikki an on-and-off clap light Then have **** with her and give her the clap Then clap when she tells me she’s got the clap Which would also turn the light off
I want a V8 Walkinshaw I want a beer fridge with a glass door
Keno! Why do you **** with me? Come on **** Hold on! Take my twenty. Take my twenty. Here’s another tenner.
Oh crap!
I want my own cologne that smells like triangles
There’s got to be more to life than high viz And hard hats, toolbox talks And peanut butter sandwiches
Yeah nah mate I’ve got a fucken good feeling about this one It’s fucken your shout too **** Wait up I’ll fucken put this one on 58, 17, 33, 24, 25, 44, 1, 69, 7, 68
What does it take?
What does it take?
58, 17, 33, 24, 25, 44, 1, 69, 7, 68
What does it take?
Keno! Go **** yourself! I’ve got two bucks left. I wanna be free!
Righto, one more game.